What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What birds make average students?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Which animals make the best football players?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?