Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Can February March?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?