What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do mermaids see movies?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the tomato turn red?
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