What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?