What sound does a witch's car make?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do bees chew?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a very small Valentine?