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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

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How does one gelatin greet another?

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

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