What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
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