What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do stars celebrate in December?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a horse's favorite sport?