What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?