What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How did the toad die?