Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where does breakfast live?
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