Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do insects learn at school?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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