Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?