What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are all priests fit?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?