What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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