What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where would you find an elephant?
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