What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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