What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?