Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's the most determined bird?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?