What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?