Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How does a barber get to work?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do snowmen get information?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?