Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How do bears keep cool?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?