What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?