Why do diners never serve lobster?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?