Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why do legumes gossip so much?