What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?