Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

How does a squid go into battle?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?