What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.