Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What season begins with a thud?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?