Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?