Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the most adorable season?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
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