Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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