Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do math teachers eat?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does a squid go into battle?
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