Why did the cat start laughing?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What job did the corn on the cob get?