Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Which cats have the best manners?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

How was the wedding?

What's a henway?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?