Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why was the spider so smart?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?