What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where do bees go on their vacation?