What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the school bully have for lunch?