What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?