What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you call a retired cowboy?