What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?