What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?