How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's the loudest sport?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?