What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why was the bunny upset?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?