What do you give a pony with a cold?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?