What do fish use for glasses?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the dog so popular?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?