What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why is spring the oddest season?