What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?