What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?