What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the confused bee say?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
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