What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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