What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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