Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which cats have the best manners?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What animal has the most fun?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What type of car do planets buy?