Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?