Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's the politest month?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?