My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?