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Which state has the best streets?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

If you need help building an ark..

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Why do cats always get what they want?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?