What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why are grandkids so great?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?