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What's a cat's favorite song?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How do amoebas make calls?

How do you make a cow float?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?