What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
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Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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