Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What TV show is most popular at bars?