What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

How does dinner smell?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?