What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
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