What game do cows play at parties?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How is life like toilet paper?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do stars go to college?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?