What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How does a squid go into battle?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
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