What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What makes music in your hair?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?