Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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