Why was the bunny upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the elk have great hair?
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