What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?