What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does the sun drink out of?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
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