What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?