What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

I like telling Dad jokes.