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What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?