What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do bees say in the summer?