What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?