Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What color are all the books in the library?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a dog in space?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?