What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?