What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?