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The Big Dipper.
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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
The museum curator needed a break.
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Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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