Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?