What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was the mime upset?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?