Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What animals make the best students?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?