What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
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