Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do trees hate going to school?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where do surfers go to school?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why do magicians score well in exams?