What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How does a witch play loud music?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?