What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call octopus twins?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?