What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which family member has tusks?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What type of car do planets buy?