What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What color are all the books in the library?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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