What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do rhinos charge?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What fairy loves to count?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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