Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What country has the most fish?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?