Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?