Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why was the bud so shy?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?