What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What type of car do planets buy?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?