What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?