Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which former US President was always cold?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?