You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?