What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why was the math book sad?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?