Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?