What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What vegetables make the best music?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?