What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was the bud so shy?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a hike across the universe?