What do elves learn in school?

Why are books always so angry?

Why can you never find the number nine?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How did the tree get lost?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?