What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?