Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?