Why did the fish blush?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?