What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?