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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did summer say to spring?