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What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why are goats so funny?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?