What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?