What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?