What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why do cats love to work?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How do scientists grow fruit?