Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do nosey peppers do?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?