What kind of books do boats write?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How do fleas travel?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?