What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

It's allergy season again?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What school subject really rocks?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why is the number 4 so smart?