What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do two skunks argue?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
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