What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
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