What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why was the dog overweight?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do cows like to dance to?

I broke my finger!

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What words make the best athletes?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do math teachers love hiking?