Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

How do hurricanes see?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?