How do you make a cow float?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How do you get kids to do something?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why is summer always sad?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Where do cows go for lunch?