What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What type of car do planets buy?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did you learn in school today, son?