What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?