Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
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