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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where do chips wear socks?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What makes a glow worm glow?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?