Why is golf harder than baseball?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What does winter fat turn into?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?