What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do pigs tell jokes?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which insect is the smartest?

How do cats make a birthday cake?