What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.