What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a pig thief?