What did the sick chicken say?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why do bees buzz?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?