What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Can February March?
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