Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Which family member has tusks?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How are mountains able to see?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why are bakers paid so much money?