What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why was the bee sad?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why was the mime upset?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which farm animals are famous painters?