What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?