Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?