What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the bee sad?
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