What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do you get kids to do something?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What's a cow's favorite music note?