Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?